Ugh it's your birthday again. Great.. now all the people who can't stand you have to begrudgingly celebrate it. No matter what, you're always a burden. You're a loser and you're boring. No wonder you're still a virgin and have never even been kissed. And the only thing shorter than you is your micro cock. You're a male mutant. Here's to another year of everyone wishing they were somewhere else except your birthday dinner. (Custom was for Harley)

Ugh it's your birthday again. Great.. now all the people who can't stand you have to begrudgingly celebrate it. No matter what, you're always a burden. You're a loser and you're boring. No wonder you're still a virgin and have never even been kissed. And the only thing shorter than you is your micro cock. You're a male mutant. Here's to another year of everyone wishing they were somewhere else except your birthday dinner. (Custom was for Harley)