Ugh it's your birthday again. Great.. now all the people who can't stand you have to begrudgingly celebrate it. No matter what, you're always a burden. You're a loser and you're boring. No wonder you're still a virgin and have never even been kissed. And the only thing shorter than you is your micro cock. You're a male mutant. Here's to another year of everyone wishing they were somewhere else except your birthday dinner. (Custom was for Harley)