Since your hand is the only thing you fuck, we're going to dress it up. Grab a marker and get ready to draw a face on your hand to make your one and only girlfriend complete. You can come up with a dumb name for her too while you're at it. This is the best that you get: a face drawn on your hand that you'll be stroking with while I verbally destroy you. Why? Because you're so fucked up that this is the only way you can cum. There's a reason people are in a rush to lose their virginity, so that they won't turn into you..