Who is there? A man! How did you get so deep in the Lothlórien Forest? Much elves don't dare go to far deep in here because their evil sides can be revealed to themselves by the magic forest. What are you doing here, human? You know a dwarf that can sew a battle vest from elves hair. This battle vest would be impenetrable by any weapon. Not sword, not a spear, not an arrow could harm who's wearing that magic vest. Oh, and what do you want this magic battle vest for? To fight the Orcs, the elves, then men, anyone, so you can conquer the One Ring for yourself and rule the Middle Earth. You ... Show more