Earlier in the day me and my subby boyfriend went to a bar to have a drink and grabbed some some wings. So not only did I get gassy from the SUPER HOTWINGS but now there's farts on top of that.

This asshole was actually flirting with OTHER GIRLS at the bar IN FRONT OF ME! He had no idea how many HOT farts he was about to be swallowing and holding in his lungs later. When we get home, I act sweet as can be. I join him in the bed, smile, and make small talk. Then without warning, I mount his face and began farting in his face, My ass is so big it covers his entire face and he has to ... Show more