You are so lucky I accepted you. You've been locked in my bathroom all night listening to my farts, dumps, and even my orgasms as I get fucked in my bedroom. You paid for me to have pizza last night knowing I'd have to take a dump the next morning. However there is a twist. Do I let you eat it from the source? Do I make you dive into my Toilet after it? Or am I super sweet and allow you BOTH?