Seriously?! You're watching FARTING PORN AGAIN?!! What's wrong with you?! I've been an amazing girlfriend to you and this is how you treat me?! I'll show you! I put my big ass in your face and let out all the gas I have after lunch. You get more than you bargained for this time! Our relationship is about to change. Anytime I need to fart I get to do so on your face whether you like it or not!