Can you earn my farts filthy boy? I know they are your ultimate weakness. That’s why you’re sitting there in your jerk den, pants around your ankles waiting for me to let them rip. Hmm I don’t know if you deserve these farts. You know why? You haven’t earned them yet. But it’s not too late. You can start right now. I’ll even give you some motivation as I let big nasty blast after juicy fart erupt to motivate you.