Your life is a snorefest. The only time you feel really alive is when you're worshipping my ass. You dream of being my fart hostage inside my yoga pants. You want nothing more than to live out the rest of your life between my cheeks. Don't fool yourself into thinking this is going to be easy. I'm going to make you work bitch. You're my fart slave now

Your life is a snorefest. The only time you feel really alive is when you're worshipping my ass. You dream of being my fart hostage inside my yoga pants. You want nothing more than to live out the rest of your life between my cheeks. Don't fool yourself into thinking this is going to be easy. I'm going to make you work bitch. You're my fart slave now