Hey babe! How was your day? Mine was good. I spent the day making a ton of spicy food. You know I have to taste it as I'm cooking. *Poots* Oh that? It's nothing! *Farts* No no that's not a fart * FARTS* Ok fine you caught me. I'm super gassy right now. Haha you want to listen? Does it turn you on? Well ok. Let me get into position and really rip these stinky farts for you honey.

Hey babe! How was your day? Mine was good. I spent the day making a ton of spicy food. You know I have to taste it as I'm cooking. *Poots* Oh that? It's nothing! *Farts* No no that's not a fart * FARTS* Ok fine you caught me. I'm super gassy right now. Haha you want to listen? Does it turn you on? Well ok. Let me get into position and really rip these stinky farts for you honey.