First thing this morning, I call up a girlfriend on the phone. I'm always gassy in the mornings! I can't help it so I let it out little by little. I try to say it's just a bad phone connection but she knows better. We start having a farting competition over the phone!! Who will win? When we finish, I still have gas so I shove my big round ass in the camera and let out HUGE JUICY FARTS IN YOUR FACE!