You’ve missed my perfect ass fart bitch. No other woman has an ass like mine. I have a confession. I learned that you have a weakness for when I cross my legs and fart. Is that true? Let’s put it to the test. Oh there is one other little thing. You’re going to be dropping anything I wish at my feet as I shove your face into the cushion of my chair to sniff out every bit of stench my ass has left behind.