It’s about time you came home. Where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is? I’m tired of your excuses and your disrespect. We are DONE. Get out of my house! That’s right: MY house. It’s my name on the deed. Everything in this house is MINE too. The car, the furniture, everything belongs to me. Aww, you now say love me and you want a kiss? I have something for you to kiss. Kiss my ass goodbye liar! It’s the last part of me you will ever kiss. While you’re at it, kiss everything you have goodbye. Even your paychecks will still be coming to me every single payday. Good...

It’s about time you came home. Where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is? I’m tired of your excuses and your disrespect. We are DONE. Get out of my house! That’s right: MY house. It’s my name on the deed. Everything in this house is MINE too. The car, the furniture, everything belongs to me. Aww, you now say love me and you want a kiss? I have something for you to kiss. Kiss my ass goodbye liar! It’s the last part of me you will ever kiss. While you’re at it, kiss everything you have goodbye. Even your paychecks will still be coming to me every single payday. Good luck finding a place to live because you’re broke. I’ve drained you dry. Oh, and if you try to fight any of this, you better remember those videos I took when I talked you into playing out my most perverted fantasies, You remember those? Do what I say or they will end up circling through your work, your family, and all over the internet. Now that I’ve made that crystal clear, you see that being a broke rejected ex boyfriend doesn’t seem quite so bad now, does it?