You're resting again! Where is my dinner?! I ask you to do one damn thing and you can't even do that! I take care of all of our bills working my ass off and I can't even come home to a homecooked meal?! Fine I guess it's fast food for me. :hour later: My stomach is hurting me! I am so gassy. This is all your fault. You know what...no...You're going to smell these farts! Take them! Shut up and man up and smell them! This will teach you to be a lazy bum! From now on, anytime you forget to do what I ask, I will mount you and fart on your fucking face!