Listen closely. This is your new reality coming straight out my ass. Some day soon you’re going to be taking the place of my toilet. You will consume every juicy thing that comes out of my phat ass. You like listening while I break off those brownies? Nasty little pervert. The truth is it doesn’t matter how nasty it is, you will take every last thing my ass provides you. You hear that? That’s your dinner being made. You want a woman who will slave away in the kitchen and serve you? Oh I’ll serve you alright. I’ll serve up a nice streaming pile of brown for your dinner.