I’m just waking up and already gassy. I shouldn’t have eaten so many onions last night. The farts are brutal and STINK! It seems like the gas will never stop coming out. It becomes to smelly that I have to open a window. Eventually I say fuck it and get a cup of coffee. I’m just embracing my farts. I keep pooting out stinker after stinker.

I’m just waking up and already gassy. I shouldn’t have eaten so many onions last night. The farts are brutal and STINK! It seems like the gas will never stop coming out. It becomes to smelly that I have to open a window. Eventually I say fuck it and get a cup of coffee. I’m just embracing my farts. I keep pooting out stinker after stinker.