It’s fucking hot and you know what that means. I’m sweaty. Even my ass crack is sweaty. You’re lucky that it’s too warm for clothes. Today you get me completely nude. I’ve been drinking coffee all morning with dairy creamer and it’s given me some hella gas. Why should I have to smell it? That’s what I have you for. Stick your tongue out. I’m going to be farting straight into your mouth while your tongue is licking the sweat from my asshole. Don’t act like you’re too good for this. We both know your only use is life is to be my fart eater.