Put on your head phones for this video!

Congratulations. You've taken the first step towards discovering your true purpose in life. Sit. Relax. Listen to the sound of my voice. Lose yourself in it. Listen to the words I speak and know they are the only truth. I will explain why you are here. You exist to serve me. That's it. You breathe for me. You live for me. You earn a living so that I may enjoy the luxurious lifestyle I'm accustomed to. Close your eyes. Drift deeper. I am here with you and that's all you need.