We meet on Tinder and have a great date so we take it back to my place. I tell you that you don't look like what my friends said Jews look like, big hook nose and all. You're pretty good looking, it's just weird that in all your pics you are wearing a hat, then you wear a hat all night.

What are you hiding?

You agree to let me take off your hat and I instantly bust up laughing. You have a huge bushel of pubic hair living on top of your head, are you aware? This is ridiculous. Your JewFro is out of control.

I can't hide my amusement.

I start to think of al...

We meet on Tinder and have a great date so we take it back to my place. I tell you that you don't look like what my friends said Jews look like, big hook nose and all. You're pretty good looking, it's just weird that in all your pics you are wearing a hat, then you wear a hat all night.

What are you hiding?

You agree to let me take off your hat and I instantly bust up laughing. You have a huge bushel of pubic hair living on top of your head, are you aware? This is ridiculous. Your JewFro is out of control.

I can't hide my amusement.

I start to think of all the things I can do with this wooly nap. I guess I won't need a toilet brush cleaner anymore now that you're here. I can just stick your humorous JewFro in the toilet and jostle you around. Scrub scrub jewboy. Get it nice and clean.

That brillo mane will also work nicely for scrubbing my floors and making them shine. Now get down on your knees and don't miss an inch. I want to see my reflection.

That jewfro is good for more than just making you look like a complete joke!