sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents.

Take how many mm your little dick is and times that by how many times you have ever jerked it and add the amount of money you paid for this clip, then go fuck yourself. You're better at math than masturbating anyways.

Does your wife ever confuse you for your step-brother then fuck him and still not know the difference? It's because you all look the same and have .75 inch dicks. You're welcome.

My pantyhose clad ass is Godzilla! It will smash your silly village and eat your rice. I do what I want because...

sitting on a fence, trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents.

Take how many mm your little dick is and times that by how many times you have ever jerked it and add the amount of money you paid for this clip, then go fuck yourself. You're better at math than masturbating anyways.

Does your wife ever confuse you for your step-brother then fuck him and still not know the difference? It's because you all look the same and have .75 inch dicks. You're welcome.

My pantyhose clad ass is Godzilla! It will smash your silly village and eat your rice. I do what I want because I am strong, superior, American, and a foot taller than you.

So jerk your little yellow dick and worship big white american cock! No matter how small a white cock is by our standards, it will look huge in your tiny little hands. I'll count you down... then you'll do some more math and figure out how much money you owe me, little bitch.