You dont deserve an entire month. I thought you deserved a week, then decided you only deserve two days so buy this clip as many times as you can before it's March 1 because my birthday is March 2 and I GET an entire month to be adored.

Next year, you will get 3 days or one depending on how many times you buy this clip. Prove to me that you bought it more times than any of the other brown turds that toil for my admiration and I will send you a REAL rp clip. You don't even deserve that.

What you deserve is to be shoo'd off my porch with a corn broom.