You always wanted to try Yoga, but only because you thought it would help you suck your own dick. Eating your cum is your favorite pastime, so you went to a Yoga class once but it didn't help you suck your own dick or more efficiently eat your cum at all! What a rip off!

So, I have designed a new kind of yoga just for faggots like you, called CEI yoga.

CEI yoga will, over time, elongate your spine and neck and allow you to stretch your head down lower, closer to your own dick and balls so you can shoot a nice hot load right down your own throat without all the hassle and u... Show more