You're not happy with your life. There is so much you want, so much you never tried or followed through with.
You pray to God but he doesn't answer, you aren't even sure he is real anymore. So you turn to Satan.
She hears you. She sits outside your house smoking a cigarette, ready to make a deal. But, she's tired of guys like you.

Always the same thing, three wishes for your immortal soul. But, guys like you are always in such a damn hurry, never read the contract, and always make the same stupid wishes. So, she is going to have a bit of fun with you.

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You're not happy with your life. There is so much you want, so much you never tried or followed through with.
You pray to God but he doesn't answer, you aren't even sure he is real anymore. So you turn to Satan.
She hears you. She sits outside your house smoking a cigarette, ready to make a deal. But, she's tired of guys like you.

Always the same thing, three wishes for your immortal soul. But, guys like you are always in such a damn hurry, never read the contract, and always make the same stupid wishes. So, she is going to have a bit of fun with you.

In return for your immortal soul, and no takebacks, no wishing for other wishes, you ask for these three things:
1. A woman who is confident, adventurous, and kinky.
GRANTED
2. You wish you had the opportunity to have taken things further and see where it could have gone with an old lover.
GRANTED
3. you'd like to be more articulate, a romantic, a more sensitive type.
GRANTED.

But, here's the catch. You never specified what type of kinky confidence, you never specified which old lover, and you never said you still wanted to be a hetero man, you just said a more "articulate" man.
Be careful what you wish for because you definitely will get it. And this contract is non- negotiable.

Now you're a full blown sissy for Satan.