All the finest for me and nothing for you unless I say. You're going to buy me gifts and insist that the stores ridiculously overcharge you or you won't buy. I'll come over to your house and drink and smoke up everything you have but you aren't allowed. I'll let you eat though. Actually I'm going to feed you daily, then just to be cruel I will send you on an airplane where you will struggle to fit in the seats. All so I can have a good laugh. I'm going to wreck you just for fun. Because I can. basically, this is a video of me being a cunt for you because I enjoy it.