The majority of male fallacies are pathetic, but not as pathetic as the feeble, inferior male mind.

God really didn't equip you with the wiles to defend yourself against powerful females like me.

As if my perfect 32H tits weren't enough to bring you to your knees, I also like to tempt you with my 3 favorite male-ruining pastimes.

Chastity

BBC

and a glass bottle of moonshine.

Which will it be? You can't wait to further wreck your inferior brain for me. You'll do anything for my big beautiful tits and my cruel, evil ways.