You're upset that I came back with Dunks and didn't bring you any. I'm confused why.

You don't like Dunks. I mean, everybody likes Dunks but it's far from your favorite. So why would I think you want me to bring you some? I know what your favorite is, and it's what the Dunks turns into after I eat it.

Magical really, the coffee becoming golden nectar and the two cute pink christmas donuts if by magic, are compacted and transformed into your favorite brown biscuit. I am always thinking of you!

Not really.

It's just that I know what a brown loving little to...

You're upset that I came back with Dunks and didn't bring you any. I'm confused why.

You don't like Dunks. I mean, everybody likes Dunks but it's far from your favorite. So why would I think you want me to bring you some? I know what your favorite is, and it's what the Dunks turns into after I eat it.

Magical really, the coffee becoming golden nectar and the two cute pink christmas donuts if by magic, are compacted and transformed into your favorite brown biscuit. I am always thinking of you!

Not really.

It's just that I know what a brown loving little toilet pig you are, such a disgusting porcelain bitch. Your breakfast will come hot and steaming, but not out of this bag. It'll come out of my ass.

This coffee cake is more suited to a toilet pig like you than a cute pink donut. So assume the position. Oh piggy is really excited now. Stroke that toilet loving dick. Stroke it and open wide. Lets see if I can skink your battleship before you blow your load.

Gobble gobble yummy coffee cake.