Oh my fat ugly stinkpig. I've had you for so long and you are by far the most vile of my pets. You've spent most of your pathetic, pointless life in your cage because whenever I let you out, you leave nasty little puddles of your stinkpig goo all over my floor. But since I started taking my tall, spiked heels to your face and cock, you've been much better behaved. I have a smoke and bring you out for your daily