After pulling an all nighter, I sit in my trashed cam room butt naked with a pentagram painted on my chest eating a big hard carrot with creamy ranch dressing. I fucking love carrots. I love how they feel as I slide them down my tongue. I love ranch. I even hold the jar up and pour some onto my tongue because I'm a nasty bitch. But one carrot isn't enough. I eat two. I love to go from one to the other enjoying both. mmmm...