I know it's a misunderstanding that you hadn't gotten back to me this late on Valentines Day. Clearly something must be up with your service provider, an empty battery, lost phone, something. Being understanding as I am, I know this means you want me to come to your house and surprise you.

You will be so surprised.

I have a little trouble with the Missus. She had a lot to say for such a tiny thing. Fucking bitch. Anyways.

She is quiet now so I can enjoy all her nice things and try on her perfume, her wedding dress and a delightful fur. It's like I'm meant to be he... Show more