Finally, in this awful economy, you find a job. It's your first day and you're online, ready to begin. Your trainer walks in and she is a tall woman with blue hair, fake tits and a beetleguise dress. Seemingly professional, she begins to talk to you about the training process, which takes one month. She reads your application aloud and elaborates how you are the perfect man for the job, she's been told that you are very enthusiastic and ambitious, and that she is grateful to have found you because she has way too much work for one person to handle. As you listen to her speak, you realize that... Show more