One benefit of being a bruja, the ultimate Goddess, the master of the universe is that I was able to shrink everything down smaller than me so I can do whatever I want.

One of my favorite pastimes is going into the city and watching all the shrunken men scurry around, totally unaware that my magic has turned them into the size of ants.

Sometimes they think I am a giant and they scream and run away. It's funny. But today, they seem to have acquired some courage and have sent the police out to attempt to stop me. Unlikely, shrunken bitches.

I'm just trying to enjoy... Show more