The tiny men in the land of 50 foot Goddesses were misbehaving today, trying to have some sort of revolution. So, instead of crushing all of you with our enormous boat sized soles, we used your bodies for our nourishment and threw you all into the pizza sauce to make our pizzas! And the rest, we crushed your bodies to make your into . It was a brutal day for all of you but a very delicious day for us!