Anger is such a counterproductive emotion.

You're feeling helpless, defeated and frustrated. You've tried venting, screaming, posting about it. You've unfriended people you have known for years, changed your privacy settings and made new resolutions but nothing you do is making you feel better!

I have the cure.

As full as your mind, soul and body are with TDS is how full your hands should be with your cock. Go ahead and try it! Focus on your uncontrollable emotions and use them as motivation to stroke. The images start to fill your head. How can you do this for 4 ...

Anger is such a counterproductive emotion.

You're feeling helpless, defeated and frustrated. You've tried venting, screaming, posting about it. You've unfriended people you have known for years, changed your privacy settings and made new resolutions but nothing you do is making you feel better!

I have the cure.

As full as your mind, soul and body are with TDS is how full your hands should be with your cock. Go ahead and try it! Focus on your uncontrollable emotions and use them as motivation to stroke. The images start to fill your head. How can you do this for 4 years, you'll implode!

No you won't, I will ensure we get through this together. Every time you feel like throwing chocolate milk in someone's face or standing in the middle of the street blocking traffic, I want you to tug at that compassionate dick furiously. And you are empathetic, aren't you? You're filled with empathy, you care about women's rights and that fact makes you stroke even faster, deeper, longer.

Are you feeling better now that you're exploded instead of imploded? Good. But wait! We're not done. Somebody says something fascist, something inconsiderate, something that differs from what you believe and once again you are red in the face, fuming mad. You know what to do. Tug.

Tug, stroke, jerk, goon. It's the only distraction that works. Your TDS is a big snaggle toothed monster that occupies ALL the space in your brain but as long as you're gooning, it's manageable. Four more years of gooning to your TDS will fly by, right?