I'm 9 months pregnant and quite irritable.

I NEED MONEY.

I put up a fund my maternity leave blog on my Twitter, even pinned it to the top. But, you apparently are too fucking stupid to click the link and instead keep telling me how beautiful I am and how much you worship me.

I'm very sick of the pointless noise that comes out of your mouth.

Pay me.

Shut up.

I decide to shut you up.

I don't want your pig slobber on my hands so I put on my long Step-Mommy gloves. I put the ball gag in your mouth and place one hand over your nose, ...

I'm 9 months pregnant and quite irritable.

I NEED MONEY.

I put up a fund my maternity leave blog on my Twitter, even pinned it to the top. But, you apparently are too fucking stupid to click the link and instead keep telling me how beautiful I am and how much you worship me.

I'm very sick of the pointless noise that comes out of your mouth.

Pay me.

Shut up.

I decide to shut you up.

I don't want your pig slobber on my hands so I put on my long Step-Mommy gloves. I put the ball gag in your mouth and place one hand over your nose, the other over your mouth so the jabbering stops.

Oops maybe I was a little too angsty, wanted that silence a little too badly. Now you're blacking out.

Oh well. Should have paid me, motherfucker.