I am outside sunning my legs but my foot slave keeps bothering me!

I think you told me yesterday that you were hungry, but I didn’t get around to feeding you because I had better things to do. Oops.

So here you are again, begging for food. Ugh.

You’ve gotten kind of fat lately so, my intent was to buy you some lettuce for a salad, but I didn’t get around to that either. But that’s ok, there’s lots of things I can feed you instead. For example, this grass. It’s like lettuce! I don’t even want to use my hands to pull grass and feed you, you’re not worth the effort. ... Show more