You like to get fucked up don't you? Yeah I bet you do.

Lets play a game. You're gonna love this. You can't resist my evil ways and my sexy body. Follow my instructions completely to make it past round one.

Still with me? Congratulations. Things get a bit more tricky during round two. But hang in there, pig. If you make it all the way to the end, you win. And what's your prize? You get to cum.

If you don't make it all the way to the end, your soul is mine. Nobody has ever completed round 3 and stood to tell the tale. Hope you brought your A game today.