you come to worship me as you do every day, and are very shocked when I say that I heard you are getting divorced. No, I didn't use my arcane skills and access to court information to find this, I barely think of you. I received a summons in the mail from that silly wife of yours. She is claiming my ass is theonly reason for the breakdown of your marriage. She continues that she can't fulfill her marital duties because you have worshiped my ass and now she will always beinadequate. Unable to compete, she wishes to concede. But there's more. I will be at your divorce hearing, my ass as evidence... Show more