I found you wandering outside today and captured you, then put you in a cage. You're my little pet now. I love all my little pets. I love to watch them and make them do tricks and use them for my own amusement. My favorite thing to do with my little man pets is to get them all worked up then watch them jerk their little cocks. Of course none of my pets last long. I play with them too hard and accidentally rip them apart or just get bored of them and squish them then go find another. I wonder how long you'll last...