Nobody likes black pussy, especially black men. Your wife’s musty patchouli mucket is disgusting. Nappy little hair burger and she wants you to lick it? Ew. Worse than 6 day dumpster chicken.

But if I asked you to lick my sweet white kitten, you wouldn’t hesitate. Do I really want your black lips and purple tongue on my pretty pumpkin tho? Nahh.

You monkeys are such sexually aggressive beings. Any time a white woman walks by you, that blackmans call ensues. It’s funny to see how worked up you get over the potential for some Becky. But... no becky for you, blackmans.