You're a militant, far left nguh. You support BLM, are anti capitalism, corporate entities, and everything that the white and the right stand for. You're the type of guy that's in a black trench coat with his fist in the air.

oooh so scary.

You are the antithesis of everything cheery and Christmasey this time of year.

You will not be caroling, you will not be wearing ugly christmas sweaters and you will not participate in the secret santa gift giving. Not when racism and whitey must be stopped. Yikes.

You say Christmas is just a holiday created by the whi...

You're a militant, far left nguh. You support BLM, are anti capitalism, corporate entities, and everything that the white and the right stand for. You're the type of guy that's in a black trench coat with his fist in the air.

oooh so scary.

You are the antithesis of everything cheery and Christmasey this time of year.

You will not be caroling, you will not be wearing ugly christmas sweaters and you will not participate in the secret santa gift giving. Not when racism and whitey must be stopped. Yikes.

You say Christmas is just a holiday created by the white man to keep poor urban families down. But what you hate more than anything is Pumpkin Spice.

Pumpkin spice is the symbol of privileged white girls. From their Uggz to their lattes and scones, you loathe pumpkin spice.

But, you've never TRIED IT!

I tell you that I am certain if you try it, you'll get right in the spirit and love pumpkin spice and Christmas just as much as me and all the other basic white bitches. You refuse.

I tell you that if you take a sip and I am wrong, I will let you fuck me in any hole you choose. Of course, you agree because sticking it to the white man is what you live for and what better way than to turn out a pumpkin spice Becky?

But... what's this? It's amazing! You take a sip and suddenly you can't wait to throw on a santa hat and go caroling. You've become a complete Uncle Tom for Christmas.

I reward you by letting you blow your pumpkin spice load all over my pumpkin spice tits.

Merry Christmas.