I get up in the morning, have coffee then I have to with such urgency. I take the Quran with me to read and to have something to laugh at then OMG! I am out of toilet paper. Good thing I keep the pages from it that I desecrate so that I have something to wipe my ass with.
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I get up in the morning, have coffee then I have to with such urgency. I take the Quran with me to read and to have something to laugh at then OMG! I am out of toilet paper. Good thing I keep the pages from it that I desecrate so that I have something to wipe my ass with.