The US is flooded with chocolate milk throwing, wool cap wearing, hurt feelings, triggered, protesting libs.

Ugh. Where have all the real men gone?

It's like all these people ate lead paint chips and all of a sudden can't grasp the concept of facts vs. feelings and it really bothers me. So, I went and spoke with some friends of mine who are scientists and physics professors and they devised a remote for me that with just the click of a button can turn lilly livered into grab em by the pussy
I decide to give it a try so I make a Tinder account and find the right test su...

The US is flooded with chocolate milk throwing, wool cap wearing, hurt feelings, triggered, protesting libs.

Ugh. Where have all the real men gone?

It's like all these people ate lead paint chips and all of a sudden can't grasp the concept of facts vs. feelings and it really bothers me. So, I went and spoke with some friends of mine who are scientists and physics professors and they devised a remote for me that with just the click of a button can turn lilly livered into grab em by the pussy
I decide to give it a try so I make a Tinder account and find the right test subject. You.
Your profile says, if you voted for Tromp, swipe left. What a pussy statement. You are looking for someone to fuck based on who they voted for? That needs to be changed.

I invite you over and you are appalled that I am wearing an American flag bikini top, and red white n blue outfit. I explain that since you are so political, I thought you'd be patriotic. You look at me like I am stupid. You are disgusted. I push the button.

Your political views change quickly. You support the war in Iran, you want to build the wall. You think BLM is just inciting more issues than solving them. and you are SUPER ready to vote for you know who in 2020. Now you are ready to head out into the world, a brand new and grab America by the pussy.