That pesky church and their silly book keep telling you things to make you doubt yourself.

Things like, it's not ok to goon for days on end to gay porn or that it's not natural to like getting railed up the ass with a huge black strapon by satanic dommes. That church, all the people in it, and it's book are haters. You don't need this negativity.

Stop going. Don't answer your phone. Come sit here next to us in HELL.

Satan says that gooning is healthy. He says that you should get turned inside out with a big rubber cock. He says that eating your own cum is the best sa...

That pesky church and their silly book keep telling you things to make you doubt yourself.

Things like, it's not ok to goon for days on end to gay porn or that it's not natural to like getting railed up the ass with a huge black strapon by satanic dommes. That church, all the people in it, and it's book are haters. You don't need this negativity.

Stop going. Don't answer your phone. Come sit here next to us in HELL.

Satan says that gooning is healthy. He says that you should get turned inside out with a big rubber cock. He says that eating your own cum is the best sacrament and you are made in the image of which you were created, a filthy sex-starved, vile perverted simp. Locked in chastity, of course.

Forget about GOD, what has he ever done for you anyways? Satan made big tits, tattooed whores, strap ons, aromatic favors and orgasms. You don't need religion, you don't need to change.

Just keep gooning to BBC gay porn! Satan says Gay is OK!