Being one of Satan's advocates is a very elite position. You traded your soul for this job, but, as your contract clearly states, you are to have a quarterly review once every 3 years. I am Satan's quality consultant and will be assessing your value and worth to the dark lord. It is your job to collect souls that are worthwhile to the dark lord and assign them to the appropriate place. During this meeting, I will be reviewing your numbers, the productivity of your souls, and the quality of the souls you have recruited. Also, as stated in your contract with the Dark Lord, 'If at any time the... Show more