I ran into your wife at Macy's and pretended to be a makeup consultant and got her to agree to a free in home makeover, at your house.

I don't even work for Mary Kay but I knew your bored stupid house cow would jump at the opportunity to get some free samples and look beautiful. There isn't enough makeup in the world to make that basic bitch beautiful but that obviously isn't my real objective.

See, I've been watching you and I think that you are my soulmate. It's like that Alanis Morisette song, where she says... it's like meeting the man of my dreams and them meeting his... Show more