That pesky fat pig wife of yours thinks that your money is her money but she is mistaken. Your money is MY money. Since you're too stupid to figure out how to keep her cheeto stained fingers off MY money, I am going to give you instructions. From her as your benefactor to her name on your will, your checking accounts, credit cards and all your assets...we're going to separate your wife from your money.

That pesky fat pig wife of yours thinks that your money is her money but she is mistaken. Your money is MY money. Since you're too stupid to figure out how to keep her cheeto stained fingers off MY money, I am going to give you instructions. From her as your benefactor to her name on your will, your checking accounts, credit cards and all your assets...we're going to separate your wife from your money.