last year my husband really dropped the ball on our anniversary and got me nothing.

This year I wasn't expecting much better, but he really surprised me.

I am talking to my friend on the phone when he walks in with my gift on a leash.

It's not a furry four legged friend, it's a big lipped, nappy headed companion he bought me off the block.

I didn't even know you could still buy slaves!

but he says, anything for my wonderful wife. AWWW!!

I take the leash. I name my gift Toby.

But Toby isn't too bright. He just kinda stares at me ... Show more