Your wife hired a new housekeeper and forgot to tell you.
You come home from work and there is a big booty white girl on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor in volleyball shorts. She is very friendly but soon starts sticking her nose in your business talking about it's not good to have fried chicken for breakfast.

Somehow she talks you into eating this bowl of greens but dumb bitch aint even cooked it! She laughs at your simple country ass and tells you its not greens, it's lettuce.
But there's roaches in that lettuce. No, Silly. Those are candied pecans.
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