When I agreed to take over this prison I did not realize it was SO black.

This place is like a zoo, overrun with unruly monkeys. So, I will operate it as such.

We are beinging in a huge climbing tree that was donated by a local zoo for you to leap around on and swing from. The menu has been adjusted, you'll only be eating bananas as they seem to keep chimps happy.

Hiring a petite white woman to run a max security black prison may seem crazy but know this, I do not trust you. All of you blackmans make me uncomfortable and I have instructed my guards to fire at any ... Show more