You are my black neighbor and you come wandering over into my yard now and then asking me about this or that. I tell you I have the perfect spot in the clearing and want to show it to you.

You are reluctant but I convince you to follow me. You see I wasn't lying.

A beautiful secluded spot with tall old oak trees and Florida jade. I climb up the trunk of an old tree and sit up high. You are NOT climbing a tree, white girls are crazy.

I mock you. Aren't your type supposed to be good at climbing trees and eating bananas? I laugh and you let it slide because I show yo...

You are my black neighbor and you come wandering over into my yard now and then asking me about this or that. I tell you I have the perfect spot in the clearing and want to show it to you.

You are reluctant but I convince you to follow me. You see I wasn't lying.

A beautiful secluded spot with tall old oak trees and Florida jade. I climb up the trunk of an old tree and sit up high. You are NOT climbing a tree, white girls are crazy.

I mock you. Aren't your type supposed to be good at climbing trees and eating bananas? I laugh and you let it slide because I show you my big white titties. You resist as much as possible but you can't help yourself. I am very charming.

Then, I continue... Come see the perfect tree. If you do I will show you my ass. Of course you follow to accept your reward. You are enchanted by my big country fed ass, it is glorious. You walk right into my trap.

I show you the perfect tree. A tall old oak with many branches extending outward.

Know what makes this tree so perfect? My family hung a member from your family from each branch. Do you hear that? Creedence Clearwater Revival coming up the gravel road. You were worried my Pa and brothers would be home soon and they aren't too keen on your kind on our property.

I assured you that they would not be home soon but I lied.

"Out my back Door" grows louder and louder but I don't need them. I handle you myself. Nighty night.